Wireless, Clueless

Continuing from before the steady stream of curses knows no end:

So for some reason every fucking thing in existence must, absolutely must, be "wireless". Wireless networks, wireless media streaming, wireless headsets, you name it and it can be made wireless even if it really shouldn't be. Someday soon wireless powerunits will be called for (no, not batteries, we've all seen how "wireless" a battery is. Not!) at which point we'll all probably fry and good riddance.

I mean what the fuck is wrong with a good solid cable and an RJ45 connector? Nothing, that's what! Fucking dimwit morons who take every oppertunity to cut cables. Cables are good!
What are the pros with cables? Here's a few:

*) It fucking works!
*) Max transmission speed al-fucking-ways
*) No goddamn hex-keys or encryption bullcrap is needed
*) No goddman fucking wireless phone in fucking existance fucks with it
*) A shitload higher transmission speed

What are the cons with wireless? Here's a few:

*) Doesn't fucking work
*) Fluctuating transmission speed
*) Goddamn hex-keys and encryption bullcrap is needed
*) Goddman fucking wireless phones are fucking with it
*) Retarded transmission speed

And of course, you'll have to endure the painstaking procedure of connecting devices all the fucking time. How in Benji's name am I supposed to remember a fucking hex key?
- You don't dumbass, just type in the...
- Fuck off dimwit! You try connecting to this piece of shit router of mine without using hex, good fucking luck.

Now here's the worst part: I have a laptop (yeah, it actually fits on your lap. It's amazingly small and can run off the battery for like five hours! Of course, it was made during the Dark Ages before laptops somehow needed GeForce 880GTX -cards and widescreen resolution to run the Very Idiotic, Stupid and Totally Assraped OS, or VISTA OS) and this is the one instance a wireless network solution would be nice. I write "would be" because although it's theoretically in place, it's practically not working. However, as I'm forum surfing it suddenly drops dead and stops working.
"Page cannot be displayed" I am informed by Firefox. No shit Sherlock but why the fuck not?
OK, let's see... Wireless adapter seems fine, signal strength is "Excellent" (and it should be as I'm maybe five yards from the goddamn router and not a single wall in between), status is "Connected" and the speed is 54 Mbit/sec. So why in the name of Ronald McDonald's ruptured colon is the fucking thing not working? It's not and ISP issue since it's working fine on the mercifully wired game rig. That leaves the donkey-dick of a wireless piece of shit router. Fucking bullshit motherfucker has to be rebooted to work a few hours and then shuts down again. I'm telling you, a few more breakdowns and I'll shut it down permanently. Out of a cannon. Into the sun.

Over and out